On my 22nd birthday
it is rightful for me to share the 22 truths that I discovered. It is indeed
fun to experience a discovery learning. My epiphanies may not be the same as
yours, but I think we still share a universal knowledge that one must relate to
the other.
1. All babies are cute but the cuteness stops when they turn 22.
2. Tokwa't baboy in a restaurant's menu actually means Tokwa't tofu or Tokwa't
tokwa.
3. Traffic gets worse if a traffic enforcer is present.
4. If you were cheating with your girlfriend don't you worry; she's cheating
with you, too.
5. My childhood boy friends are now husbands and fathers. How sweet - I'm
single.
6. Barcadi and redhorse cause two days of hangover.
7. The "best" suffering in life is being broke and brokenhearted at
the same time.
8. Love is the most misuse and abuse word.
9. Only the Little Prince knows what the fox says.
10. Most male fans of One Direction and KPop are sexually confused.
11. My weakness is boyish type women.
12. Doing the laundry, ironing, and teaching are very masculine jobs.
13. Teaching is not a profession; it is a sacrifice.
14.
Teenage loveteams in television series increase the statistics of teenage pregnancy.
15. The
term "tambay" means "i don't have a job yet i can afford to
drink, gamble, and enjoy life."
16.
Posting a picture showing some "skin" with deep sounding
inspirational qoutations makes you more annoying and irritating than inspiring.
18. Losing
weight, getting healthier, and working harder are the most common new year's
resolutions and lies.
19. Letter
K is the common denominator of most of my ex-girlfriends slash
"weaknesses" slash "sins."
20. I
graduated college without purchasing pen for myself. Thanks dear classmates.
21. World
is fair. You're not.
22. The best feeling of hug is the one after sex.
